I had a nightmare about a new version of baseball hell. The Yankees and Red Sox are mediocre- say they're 2 games over .500 between them. But they still play 19 times a year, the games still take 4 hours and see-saw back and forth, and there are so many pitches taken that even the baserunners are clearly bored. ESPN tries to liven things up with a box purporting to be the strike zone, even though everyone knows there's no such box. Bobby Valentine is a color commentator and talks more than the other 2 people in the booth combined.
Oh, wait, that's not a nightmare. That's tonight's game.
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